Dutch side sign one year old


And you thought Jack Wilshere was young and talented?

What were you doing when you were one and a half? Maybe uttering a few banal words (of course your folks reckoned your nascent speech demonstrated some preternatural Shakespearian genius but turns out they were wrong, eh) and smiling at waitresses in a very cute manner? But generally it was just one unending cycle of puking and pooing, wasn’t it? Yeah, us too.
All of which makes our admiration for Netherlands toddler Baerke van der Meij increase by the second. Have a squeeze at the clip below and you’ll notice that Baerke, not even out of nappies at 18 months old, is the rightful heir to such Dutch heroes as Johan Cruyff, Dennis Bergkamp and Wesley Sneijder.
After Baerke’s dad Jorg uploaded the footage to YouTube of his precocious son chipping three footballs into a box, the infant was immediately handed a 10-year professional contract with his local club Venlose Voetbal Vereniging, or the much manageable, but slightly sinister, VVV.
However, before you all start getting on your moral high horse shouting ‘child exploitation’, the contract is merely a ‘symbolic’ one – whatever that means. But if in 19 years a prodigiously talented Holland midfielder by the name of Baerke van der Meij lights up the 2030 World Cup, just remember where you heard his name first.

CRISTIANO Ronaldo's girlfriend Irina Shayk in nude photo row

CRISTIANO Ronaldo's girlfriend Irina Shayk is at the centre of a huge row — after nude photos of her were published in a magazine.

The 24-year-old Russian beauty's agents threatened to sue Spanish GQ over the pictures, which they claim have been digitally altered.
But the magazine insists the underwear model happily stripped off — and has threatened legal action against Irina's agents Elite.

Stunning ... Irina Shayk
Stunning ... Irina Shayk
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Lingerie

Irina has been dating £200,000-a-week footie star Ronaldo, 25, since May.
The stunning brunette posed for GQ in Madrid on November 4 and the magazine published 14 sexy photographs and an interview this week.

Lovers ... Irina with Ronaldo
Lovers ... Irina with Ronaldo
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Obama's Visit to India

Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and U.S. President Barack Obama.
President Barack Obama's three-day visit to India came on the heels of an economic recession and a losing war in Afghanistan. Just before his visit, Obama felt the full lash of frustration from the American people in the midterm elections on account of a stagnant economy and increasing unemployment. Thus creation of jobs in the United States is his prime objective.
American businesses desperately need markets to sell their products. They are looking towards the developing world with great optimism. India, being the second-fastest growing economy after China, is a major consumer of everything from bikes to aircrafts, nuclear power to defense equipment. In order to take advantage of the burgeoning demand from India, on the very first day of Obama's visit, 20 business deals worth a total of $10 billion were signed between the two countries.
The deals included sales of Boeing passenger aircrafts, Boeing C-17 Globemasters to Indian armed forces, GE 107 F414 jet engines to the Indian Air Force, GE power turbines, and the setting up of a Harley Davidson assembly plant, among others. Obama declared that these deals will create around 54,000 jobs in the United States. All this was said and done despite the restriction on outsourcing from India.

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